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20 Reasons for Escapism

Monday, May 17th, 2010

I haven’t been blogging on a regular basis lately because just using the internet opens the floodgates to all sorts of infuriating things going on in the world.  So I’ve been playing video games, writing fiction, and watching various TV shows – to provide myself a temporary (always only temporary) respite from the burden of being “aware”.  Aware of what?  Well, the list below is of 20 things going on in the world that are pissing me off, making me sad, frustrated, or feeling hopeless.  A mere 20 reasons for escapism out of hundreds.  In no ranking order:

  1. BP CEO saying that the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill is relatively tiny compared to the size of the ocean. By that logic, someone could argue that the over a million people killed in a war built on a false pretext is tiny compared to the 6 billion people in the world.  Oh, wait…
  2. SB 1070 – more popularly known as the “Arizona Immigration bill”
  3. Arizona banning ethnic studies
  4. Texas conservatives working to revise history along Biblical/American exceptionalist/racist lines in textbooks
  5. Corporations authorized to buy U.S. elections after the Citizens United vs. Federal Elections Commission case
  6. The surge of people “tweeting” and “microblogging” about nonsense while remaining dormant on things that matter
  7. People wasting their time talking about Jay-Z is a devil-worshiping Freemason.  Even if he is, who cares? There are bigger things to worry about.
  8. Republicans and Democrats both screwing the public through bankrupt policy, while continuing to trick people into thinking there’s any substantive difference between them.
  9. The fact that legally, BP may only be obligated to pay no more than $75 million in damages, which doesn’t even begin to cover it, and that they’re fighting even that.  You want to know what’s “tiny”?  $75 million compared to the hundreds of billionsPDF that BP makes every year
  10. Open racism coming back in style
  11. The mainstream media continuing to report on sensationalist bullshit, rather than covering the stuff that really matters – the corporate version of #6
  12. Omar al-Bashir “winning” the election in Sudan, in spite of being convicted of war crimes and genocide by the U.N.
  13. People chasing conspiracy theories, while doing nothing about evil acts being committed every day out in the open
  14. How perfectly the “divide and conquer” social strategy is continuing to work
  15. All this talk of Iran having nuclear weapons, while no one says anything to Israel
  16. The betrayed promise of “change” from President Obama
  17. How the people around me don’t know and don’t seem to care about what’s going on in the world
  18. Facebook’s new privacy policy violations
  19. Obama authorizing the targeted killing of a U.S. Citizen, setting a dangerous precedent
  20. How people are pawns of their respective political parties, rather than thinking critically as individuals

So now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go play some Torchlight, as an alternative to shooting myself in the head…

Video Games Can Never Be Art

Monday, April 19th, 2010

This was a statement made by famed movie critic Roger Ebert.

And it affirms something to which I’ve long attested:

…the film critic’s pathetic lot – to forever claw and scratch for recognition by other film critics, since no one else – namely those other film students who went on to actually make films – gives a damn.

What is art?

This question is one that has been debated perhaps since the beginning of human history – indeed I would venture a guess that even the cave painters Ebert mentions in his post argued the validity of those works, unaware as to how they would inform historians of the social context in which they were created.  It is only at the modern heights of arrogance that could one claim to be able to answer this age-old question with any certainty.  And it is hardly possible to be any more arrogant than making a universal truth claim, let alone one expected to hold for eternity. The whole thing is laughable.

I have argued in the past that video games are the ultimate form of expression, and what is art if not expression?  Indeed video games are a convergence of art from just about every medium – audio, visual, literary – and their social impact is ever-increasing.  Ebert makes his statement by observing video footage of a few games offered up as art, already prepared to deny the possibility.  Aside from the sheer fallacy of denying art as a form of expression, there is also the matter of his evaluation not being made from the proper standpoint.  As I argued in the above-linked essay, what sets video games apart from film, television, music, books, and other mediums is their interactivity.

That one thing [that sets video games apart from other media] is interactivity. You can rip a page out of a book in frustration as a story takes an unfavorable turn, or you can yell your lungs out at movie screen as the stupid teenage girl wanders down the dark hallway alone towards the lurking killer, but chances are that you’re not going to change anything. In a video game, however, a person is given a measure of control over the characters and environment presented.

To evaluate any video game without playing it is as dubious as evaluating a piece of music by only reading the lyrics or reading the sheet music, or evaluating the merits of a film based on – insert laughter here – a critic’s review.

An Interesting Experiment

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Someone – not naming any names – created a Facebook account for conservative political pundit Michelle Malkin. Within no time at all, the account amassed hundreds of friends, countless comments, and “Michelle’s” inbox was flooded with messages from people who actually thought “she” might actually care about what they had to say.

The purpose was not to antagonize or slander Malkin herself – although she is deserving of every attack leveled at her – but to gain some insight into how run-of-the-mill conservatives think, and the kinds of conversations they have amongst themselves.

In a rather hilarious twist, “Michelle” posted a status message about how quickly people will jump on one bandwagon or another, if only someone uses the right buzz words. In no time at all, the facebook followers rallied behind “her”, blissfully unaware that “she” was talking about them.

Time will tell how many of the followers will recognize that they’ve been deceived.  For now, the experiment continues…

Little Bird Goes on a Qwest

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

Another Twitter Success Story

I ordered Qwest internet service on Monday, 1/11.  I was told at that time that it would take 3 business days for the order to be completed.  3 days in itself is too long to wait for new service.  I have had the internet regularly for the past 10 years and never have I had to wait so long for new serviceCox Communications, Verizon, Comcast, AllTel, and Cavalier Telecom all were able to set up service the next day.  As anyone who uses the internet on the verge of excess will tell you, 3 days is a LONG time to wait.

But fine.  The tech was scheduled to arrive between 8am and 12pm. He called around 8:30 to let us know that he would arrive between 10 and 12.  Come 12:15 we haven’t heard anything, so we call him back and he tells us that the work was already done and that he forgot to call us back to inform us.  Minor mistake, it seemed.

Little Bird Makes a Big Difference

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

A Twitter Success Story

On Christmas my girlfriend gave me an iPhone – my first – and imagine my excitement. Until two days later when I dropped it on the carpet in an art gallery and the screen cracked. I was pissed, naturally, but not devastated, because the phone had been purchased with Best Buy’s Black Tie Protection Plan.

It was the second iPhone my girlfriend purchased in a month, and like she did the first time, she expressed an interest in the protection plan, because she had enrolled in it for multiple items in the past (such as the two flat screens we bought from BB in August). The BB representative gave her all of the documentation and went through the “recommendation” checklist, also writing down that she would be getting the Black Tie protection. At no time was it mentioned that there were different levels of coverage – particularly that accidental damage – the one we’d be most interested in since the standard warranty covers most other things – wasn’t included in the standard plan.