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Product of the Day: Jig-a-loo

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Jigga-who? Jigga-what?

I was in Home Depot for some wood when I stumbled across this delightful product.

If the reference is lost on you, then you might want to check the dictionary.

jig⋅a⋅boo

–noun, plural -boos. Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
a black person.
Origin: 1905–10, Americanism

Word Origin & History
Insulting name for “a black person,” 1909, perhaps from jig, which had been applied insultingly to persons since the late 18th century, and ending from bugaboo.

After that, you might want to Google it, and find some delightful images and websites.  Like this one.

I could conjecture so much further about the creators’ inspirations and intent. Perhaps the implication is that jig-a-loo is “greasy” – as in dirty, or “slippery”, as in criminal? Even I’ll admit that’s reaching, but you still have to wonder what goes through the minds of companies’ PR representatives when these kinds of things are approved. Do they run some sort of cost-benefit analysis and determine, perhaps, that most of the people who would take offense to this aren’t “likely” homeowners? I could go on forever.

Anyway, I don’t take this too seriously, because this kind of insensitivity is part and parcel of mainstream American society – especially the corporate sector.  It’s just one of those things to make you frown, then make you shrug.

White people on the other hand, just laugh at the funny name, until they realize that jig-a-loo is one hell of a lubricant!

Little Bird Goes on a Qwest

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

Another Twitter Success Story

I ordered Qwest internet service on Monday, 1/11.  I was told at that time that it would take 3 business days for the order to be completed.  3 days in itself is too long to wait for new service.  I have had the internet regularly for the past 10 years and never have I had to wait so long for new serviceCox Communications, Verizon, Comcast, AllTel, and Cavalier Telecom all were able to set up service the next day.  As anyone who uses the internet on the verge of excess will tell you, 3 days is a LONG time to wait.

But fine.  The tech was scheduled to arrive between 8am and 12pm. He called around 8:30 to let us know that he would arrive between 10 and 12.  Come 12:15 we haven’t heard anything, so we call him back and he tells us that the work was already done and that he forgot to call us back to inform us.  Minor mistake, it seemed.

Little Bird Makes a Big Difference

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010

A Twitter Success Story

On Christmas my girlfriend gave me an iPhone – my first – and imagine my excitement. Until two days later when I dropped it on the carpet in an art gallery and the screen cracked. I was pissed, naturally, but not devastated, because the phone had been purchased with Best Buy’s Black Tie Protection Plan.

It was the second iPhone my girlfriend purchased in a month, and like she did the first time, she expressed an interest in the protection plan, because she had enrolled in it for multiple items in the past (such as the two flat screens we bought from BB in August). The BB representative gave her all of the documentation and went through the “recommendation” checklist, also writing down that she would be getting the Black Tie protection. At no time was it mentioned that there were different levels of coverage – particularly that accidental damage – the one we’d be most interested in since the standard warranty covers most other things – wasn’t included in the standard plan.

Uncharted 2 and the Burden of Consciousness

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

This post could also be entitled: “Uncharted 2 and Why I Can’t Enjoy Anything Anymore.

Let me preface this rant by saying that Uncharted 2 is a remarkable game, on both technical and aesthetic levels.  It is in fact the PS3’s “killer app” and is well-deserving of all of the accolades it has received thus far.  I have been playing it for the past two weeks and I am still discovering little details that demonstrate both the level of skill and love for the craft that can go into a triple-A title.  But perhaps it is for all those accolades and that demonstration of skill that I must call the game out on a several fronts.

Ever since I’ve taken on a more, shall we say “militant” bent, I’ve become aware of things that I had taken for granted before.  I’ve had discussions with various people – particularly African-Americans – about video games where they expressed to me their problem with the prevalence of white protagonists.  They felt a disconnect from the characters they were playing for this reason, felt they couldn’t “relate” to them.  For most of my life, whenever I’ve had this conversation, I’ve thought it was silly.

For one thing, I didn’t feel that way at all.  For another, there were plenty of ways/reasons to identify with a character outside of race/ethnicity.  For another, in my view, most of these games were taking place on other worlds – worlds where our racial categories do not exist.  Even where themes of discrimination were visited, as in the game Chrono Cross, it was likely a problem between humans and some actual other race – like Elves or Metahumans or whatever else.  So what did it matter that the hero in this world happened to be a blue-eyed blonde-haired ubermensch?  I’m looking at you, Cloud Strife.

But, as you can imagine, something has changed for me.  I still maintain my “other worlds” argument, but the fact is that these games are made BY people from THIS world, and so I have developed a bone of contention not with the white protagonists, but with a development community that completely ignores diversity, or where non-white characters are featured as stereotypes or mockeries.

I’m looking at you, just about every game out of Japan.

Product of the Day: Nabisco Barbies

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

So I recently learned that back in 1997, Mattel and Nabisco collaborated to create a product called Oreo Fun Barbie. And in the spirit of equality, of course they made this doll in both black and white versions, not realizing until later – and after much public scrutiny – that they had inadvertently evoked something so racially charged.

Well now, in honor of such a landmark blunder, I’d like to revisit Oreo Fun Barbie, and also introduce her contemporary cousin, Ritz Cracker Barbie.

Disclaimer: Ritz Cracker Barbie is not an actual product of Mattel or Nabisco, but rather a mock-up created by me using Adobe Photoshop.